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TOP TEN GOOD THINGS ABOUT BEING A TWO-TIME NBA CHAMPION
10. Just six more championships, and you'll have an eight-peat
9. Every time you eat a Dorito in public, you make a cool
million bucks
8. Get to co-anchor CBS news with Dan Rather
7. When you eat at Howard Johnson's, they slip you a couple
extra fried clams
6. When you go to Disneyworld, Mickey has to kiss your ass
5. For some reason, after you win the title twice, those cute
Doublemint twins start hangin around
4. Every night for the rest of your life, you're bathin' in
Gatorade!
3. "Hakeem" will become the most popular name for newborn babies
2. Congratulatory lap dance from Marv Albert
1. Get to meet Batman!
Letterman, Tuesday, June 20, 1995
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995